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So what the hell...?

Monday, October 19

Why?
What kind of advertisement is this? Yes, I went through the trouble of screenshotting it and cropping it because it really bothers me that much.
This is honestly not how God intended for man to use Photoshop.
This is the kind of shit that haunts me in my dreams.
I don't know, this just bothers me.
Perhaps it all started with this picture:

I used to be extremely scared of that picture as a child.
I mean, just look at it.
Look deeply into its eyes.
Let it into your soul.

Anyway, I hate advertisements like that, because they make me feel like some advertising firm out there thinks I'm a complete idiot.
Dog-Human Hybrid? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Which parent is which species, is what I want to know.
Jeez.
I would probably say that the dog was the father, because the image of a grown man getting it on with a dog missionary position is just too much for me to me to handle.
Not to say that I'm comfortable with it the other way around.
In fact, I'm not even sure what to think anymore.
Jesus.
That ad just brings up too many questions.

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